YOU SAID:
Driving a nuclear banana with oranges strapped to your neck
INTO JAPANESE
首に縛られたオレンジで核のバナナを運転する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Drive a nuclear banana with a neck-bound orange
INTO JAPANESE
首回りのオレンジで核のバナナを運転
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Driving a nuclear banana with orange around the neck
INTO JAPANESE
首の周りにオレンジと核のバナナを運転
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Driving orange and nuclear bananas around the neck
INTO JAPANESE
首の周りにオレンジと核のバナナを運転
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