YOU SAID:
dude, don't urinated in my CHLORINATED pool.
INTO JAPANESE
おい、塩素プールに排尿しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, don't urinate in chlorinated pools.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、塩素プールで排尿しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, don't urinate in chlorinated pools.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.