YOU SAID:

Dude, I came home and there was a clone of me but it was like frickin' green and named gooigi and he aint' mah frend

INTO JAPANESE

おい、私は帰って来て、私のクローンがあったけど、それは緑がいっぱい、ゴーギーと呼ばれていて、マインフレンド

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Hey, I came back and there was my clone, but it was full of greenery, called Gorgy, my friend

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私は戻って来て、私のクローンがあったが、それはGorgyと呼ばれる緑豊かだった、私の友人

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Hey, I came back, there was my clone, but it was lush green called Gorgy, my friend

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私は戻って来た、私のクローンがあったが、それはゴーギーと呼ばれる青緑だった、私の友人

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Hey, I came back, there was my clone, it was turquoise called goggy, my friend

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私は戻って来た、私のクローンがあった、それはゴーギーと呼ばれるターコイズされた、私の友人

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I came back, there was my clone, it was turquoise called goggy, my friend