YOU SAID:

Dude! I can’t believe your micropenis is that small!

INTO JAPANESE

おい！あなたの小陰茎がそんなに小さいなんて信じられません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey! I can't believe your small penis is so small!

INTO JAPANESE

おい！あなたの小さなペニスがこんなに小さいなんて信じられません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey! I can't believe your little penis is so small!

INTO JAPANESE

おい！私はあなたの小さなペニスがとても小さいとは信じられません！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey! I can't believe your little penis is so small!