YOU SAID:

dude, it hurts when I pee

INTO JAPANESE

おい、私はおしっこするとき痛い

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When the dude, I pee hurts

INTO JAPANESE

時男と私はおしっこ痛い

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When guy and I pee hurts

INTO JAPANESE

男と私の痛いがおしっこ

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Wee man and I hurts

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこを男と私が痛い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Wee man and I hurts