YOU SAID:
Dude, Jared what did I say about petting the plants. They're sensitive dammit! Especially the cacti. Don't you dare touch it- JARED!? Oh my god your such an idiot.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャレッド、植物をペットにするって言っただろ。彼らは敏感だ！特にサボテンに触るなジャレド！ ？なんてバカなんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jared, I told you to pet the plants. They're sensitive! Don't touch the cactus in particular, Jared!? What an idiot.
INTO JAPANESE
ジャレッド、植物をペットにするように言っただろう。彼らは敏感だ！特にサボテンに触れるな、ジャレッド！ ？なんて馬鹿なんだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jared, I told you to pet the plants. They're sensitive! Don't touch the cactus in particular, Jared!? What an idiot.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
