YOU SAID:

Dude, Where's My Goat?

INTO JAPANESE

おい、私の山羊はどこ？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, where is my goat?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の山羊はどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, where is my goat?

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の山羊はどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, where is my goat?