YOU SAID:
Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはヴィンテージのカセットよりも冷たいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are colder than the vintage cassette.
INTO JAPANESE
ヴィンテージカセットよりも寒いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is colder than the vintage cassette.
INTO JAPANESE
ビンテージカセットよりも寒いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is colder than the vintage cassette.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.