YOU SAID:

Eat my shorts, Discord.

INTO JAPANESE

私のショートパンツを食べろ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat my shorts.

INTO JAPANESE

私のショートパンツを食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat my shorts.

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分のショートパンツを食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat my shorts.