YOU SAID:
eat my testies thottie
INTO JAPANESE
私の睾丸を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my testicles
INTO JAPANESE
私は睾丸を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat the testicles
INTO JAPANESE
私は睾丸を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat the testicles
Come on, you can do better than that.