YOU SAID:
Eat pant, devour jegging, consume capri
INTO JAPANESE
食べるパンツ、食べ物を食べる、カプリを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat pants, eat food, eat Capri
INTO JAPANESE
パンツを食べ、食べ物を食べ、カプリを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat pants, eat food, eat Capri
That didn't even make that much sense in English.