YOU SAID:

Eat sheit an dye! I've gawt bawls of steal! Blow it out yerass!

INTO JAPANESE

染料を食べて！盗みの丼をかじった！イェラスを吹き飛ばせ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat the dye! I bit the bowl of stealing! Blow away the jeras!

INTO JAPANESE

染料を食べなさい！盗みのボウルを噛んだ！ジェラを吹き飛ばしてください！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat the dye! I chewed a bowl of stealing! Blow away the gela!

INTO JAPANESE

染料を食べなさい！盗みのボウルを噛んだ！ジェラを吹き飛ばしてください！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat the dye! I chewed a bowl of stealing! Blow away the gela!