YOU SAID:
Eat toilet paper after pooing cool
INTO JAPANESE
冷やしてからトイレットペーパーを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat toilet paper after chilling
INTO JAPANESE
冷やしてからトイレットペーパーを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat toilet paper after chilling
That didn't even make that much sense in English.