YOU SAID:

Eggs are almost as cool as you, my dude.

INTO JAPANESE

卵はあなたと同じくらい涼しいです、私の男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eggs are as cool as you, my man.

INTO JAPANESE

卵はあなたと同じくらいクールです、私の男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eggs are as cool as you, my man.