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Einstein is a dog and he is tired of being alone all so he is on the couch licking himself so he doesn't have to take a bath

INTO JAPANESE

アインシュタインは犬です、そして、彼は一人でいることにうんざりしているので、彼はソファを舐めているので彼は風呂に入る必要はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Einstein is a dog, and he is tired of being alone, so he does not need to take a bath as he is licking the sofa.

INTO JAPANESE

アインシュタインは犬です、そして、彼は一人でいることにうんざりしているので、彼はソファをなめているので彼は風呂に入る必要はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Einstein is a dog, and he is tired of being alone, so he does not need to take a bath as he is licking the sofa.