YOU SAID:
Eisenhower ate your dad
INTO JAPANESE
アイゼンハワーは、あなたのお父さんを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eisenhower had your dad
INTO JAPANESE
アイゼンハワーは、あなたのお父さんを持っていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eisenhower had your dad
That didn't even make that much sense in English.