YOU SAID:
Elevators make the best friends. They know whats UP.
INTO JAPANESE
エレベーターは最高の友達です。彼らは何が起こっているか知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elevators are your best friends. They know what's going on.
INTO JAPANESE
エレベーターはあなたの親友です。彼らは何が起こっているかを知っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elevators are your best friends. They know what's going on.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.