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Emrakul, the Promised End costs 1 less to cast for each card type among cards in your graveyard. When you cast Emrakul, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn. Flying, trample,
or
crash someone else's party
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04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️🌈
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2h ago
Whenever the World Idiot proves something, the world makes a better idiot.
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2h ago
When you bite the fry, the fry bites back!
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3h ago
Hey, can you help me? I need to make a video, but my outfit is totally boring. Can you get me some new clothes? But only[...]
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3h ago
We never did see what happened to South America.
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3h ago
Great story. I'll remember it the next time I get scared by a puppy. (I'm being sarcastic if you couldn't tell!)
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3h ago
I don't know why Mr. Shark keeps deploying these "Kelp-Krusaders" to talk to homeless people! They don't know how!!!
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3h ago
Who knew a bunch of music videos that were popular with early-2020s preteens could have so much lore?!
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3h ago
There is little to no e-dating on the Moon.
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3h ago
You know, when you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
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23Jul10
The cat has got my tongue
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23Jul10
There goes the baker with his tray like always
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24Jul10
the world is charged with the grandeur of god
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24Jul10
watch out for my body rolls
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23Jul10
all i want is hoes, big booty hoes
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24Jul10
I like to watch television naked
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23Jul10
is this the real life? is this just fantasy? caught in a landslide. no escape from reality
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23Jul10
Card games on motorcycles.
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25Jul10
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
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23Jul10
it's over nine thousaaaaaand
More, I need more!
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