YOU SAID:

Evan quarters is a big ole poopy head

INTO JAPANESE

エヴァンの四分の一は大きな ole poopy 頭です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One-quarter of the Evan is a big ole poopy head.

INTO JAPANESE

エヴァンの四分の一は、大の ole poopy 頭です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One-quarter of the Evan is a big ole poopy head.