YOU SAID:

Every night I go to sleep and then probably wake up at one in the morning with a horrible nosebleed, then I go back to bed an cry whilst contemplating my life choices.

INTO JAPANESE

毎晩私は眠りにつくと、おそらく朝の1時にひどい鼻血で目が覚め、それから私は自分の人生の選択を熟考しながら泣きながらベッドに戻ります.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Every night when I go to sleep, I wake up with a terrible nosebleed, probably at 1 in the morning, and then I go back to bed crying as I ponder my life choices.

INTO JAPANESE

毎晩眠りにつくとき、おそらく朝の 1 時にひどい鼻血で目が覚め、その後、自分の人生の選択について考えながら泣いてベッドに戻ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Every night when you go to sleep, you probably wake up at 1am with a terrible nosebleed and then go back to bed crying thinking about your life choices.

INTO JAPANESE

毎晩眠りにつくと、おそらく午前 1 時にひどい鼻血で目が覚め、その後、自分の人生の選択について考えながら泣きながらベッドに戻ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Every night you go to sleep and probably wake up at 1 a.m. with a terrible nosebleed and then go back to bed crying thinking about your life choices.

INTO JAPANESE

毎晩眠りにつくと、おそらく午前 1 時にひどい鼻血で目が覚め、その後、自分の人生の選択について考えながら泣きながらベッドに戻ります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Every night you go to sleep and probably wake up at 1 a.m. with a terrible nosebleed and then go back to bed crying thinking about your life choices.