YOU SAID:

Everybody poops, unless you're old.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが年寄りでない限り、誰もがうんこをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone poops unless you're old.

INTO JAPANESE

年寄りでない限り、誰もがうんこをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone poops, unless they're old.

INTO JAPANESE

老人でない限り、誰もがうんこをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone poops, unless they're old.