YOU SAID:

Everyone is trying to eat my ham and I'm really offended by this.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが私のハムを食べようとしており、私は本当にこれで怒っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone is going to eat my ham and I am really angry with this.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが私のハムを食べるつもりが、これで本当に腹がでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Going to eat my ham anyone's really annoyed you.

INTO JAPANESE

俺は自分の米を食いに行くぜ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to eat my rice.

INTO JAPANESE

俺は自分の米を食いに行くぜ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to eat my rice.