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Everyone knows Mario is cool as heck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical Dr. Pepper? Perchance.

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マリオがかっこいいのは誰もが知っている。だが彼が何を考えているかは誰にも分からないなぜ彼がカメを潰すのか、誰にもわからない。なぜ彼のことを神話のペッパー博士のように愛想よく考えるのでしょう？

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Everyone knows that Mario is cool. But nobody knows what he's thinking, nobody knows why he crushes the turtle. Why do you think of him as so lovingly as the mythical Dr. Pepper?

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マリオがかっこいいことは誰もが知っている。だが彼が何を考えているのか誰も知らないなぜ彼がカメを潰すのか誰も知らないなぜ彼を神話のペッパー博士のように愛していると思いますか？

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Everyone knows that Mario is cool. But nobody knows what he's thinking, nobody knows why he crushes turtles, and why do you think he loves you like Dr. Pepper in mythology?

INTO JAPANESE

マリオがかっこいいことは誰もが知っている。でも彼が何を考えているのか誰も知らないなぜ彼がカメを潰すのかなぜ彼は神話のペッパー博士のようにあなたを愛していると思う？

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Everyone knows that Mario is cool. But nobody knows what he's thinking, why he crushes turtles, why do you think he loves you like the mythic Dr. Pepper?

INTO JAPANESE

マリオがかっこいいことは誰もが知っている。でも彼が何を考えているのか誰も知らないなぜ彼がカメを潰すのかなぜ彼は神話のペッパー博士のようにあなたを愛していると思う？

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Everyone knows that Mario is cool. But nobody knows what he's thinking, why he crushes turtles, why do you think he loves you like the mythic Dr. Pepper?