YOU SAID:
Everything I say is badly translated!
INTO JAPANESE
私は言うすべてのひどい翻訳です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I say all the badly translated!
INTO JAPANESE
すべてを言うひどい翻訳!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Awful translation says everything!
INTO JAPANESE
すべてと言うひどい訳!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Awful translation says everything!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.