YOU SAID:

ew you are a gross piece of caca

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、あなたはカカのグロスピースです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, you're a Kaka gloss piece

INTO JAPANESE

さて、あなたはカカの光沢のある作品です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, you are Kaka's shiny piece

INTO JAPANESE

さて、あなたはカカの光沢のある作品です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, you are Kaka's shiny piece