YOU SAID:
Excuse me, sir but would you happen to know how to cure a broken ham and cheese sandwich?
INTO JAPANESE
すみませんが、壊れたハムとチーズのサンドイッチを治す方法を知っていますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, do you know how to cure broken ham and cheese sandwiches?
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありません、壊れたハムとチーズのサンドイッチをどのように治すか知っていますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry, do you know how to cure broken ham and cheese sandwiches?
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありません、壊れたハムとチーズのサンドイッチをどのように治すか知っていますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry, do you know how to cure broken ham and cheese sandwiches?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
