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Exhibiting behaviour akin to that of the Indian gentleman, I shall now proceed to defecate in the middle of the street

INTO JAPANESE

展示に似ているインドの紳士の振る舞い、私は今道の真ん中で排便を続行しなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gentlemen of India to exhibit similar behaviour, I must continue defecating in the middle of crossing the street.

INTO JAPANESE

似たような行動を展示するインドの紳士は、私は通りを横断中に排便を続ける必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gentlemen of India to exhibit similar behaviour, I keep a bowel movement while crossing the street.