YOU SAID:
Ey up ows me dear lassie doin today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日私の親愛なるラッシーをやっているよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am doing my beloved Lassi today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日私の最愛のラッシーをやっている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am doing my beloved Lassi today
Well done, yes, well done!