YOU SAID:
Fans of famous Swedish cyclist Held are sweating. I bought a new car, accidentally buried my Orientalist wife and kissed my lover.
INTO JAPANESE
有名なスウェーデンの自転車選手ヘルドのファンは汗をかいています。私は新しい車を購入し、東洋主義者の妻を誤って埋葬し、恋人にキスをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fans of the famous Swedish cyclist Held are sweating: I bought a new car, falsely buried my orientalist wife, kissed my lover.
INTO JAPANESE
有名なスウェーデンのサイクリスト、ヘルドのファンは汗をかいています。私は新しい車を買い、東洋主義者の妻を偽って埋葬し、恋人にキスをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fans of the famous Swedish cyclist Held are sweating: I bought a new car, falsely buried my orientalist wife, kissed my lover.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
