YOU SAID:

farting till i go to the moon

INTO JAPANESE

私は月に行くまでおなら

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm far to go to the moon

INTO JAPANESE

私は月に行くのが遠い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am far to go to the moon

INTO JAPANESE

私は月に行くのが遠い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am far to go to the moon