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Father spaghetti monster became John Lennon and then proceeded to throw biscuits at the 9 year old cousin Sang Pop who absorbed them in his humongous nostril

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スパゲッティ・モンスターの父親はジョン・レノンになり、9歳のいとこのサン・ポップにビスケットを投げ始め、サン・ポップはビスケットを彼の巨大な鼻の穴に吸収した

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The Spaghetti Monster's father became John Lennon and started throwing biscuits at his 9-year-old cousin Sun Pop, who absorbed them into his giant nostrils.

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スパゲッティ・モンスターの父親はジョン・レノンとなり、9歳のいとこサン・ポップにビスケットを投げ始め、サン・ポップはビスケットを彼の巨大な鼻孔に吸収した。

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The Spaghetti Monster's father became John Lennon and began throwing biscuits at his 9-year-old cousin Sun Pop, who absorbed them into his giant nostrils.

INTO JAPANESE

スパゲッティ・モンスターの父親はジョン・レノンとなり、9歳のいとこサン・ポップにビスケットを投げ始め、サン・ポップはビスケットを彼の巨大な鼻の穴に吸収した。

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The Spaghetti Monster's father became John Lennon and began throwing biscuits at his 9-year-old cousin Sun Pop, who absorbed them into his giant nostrils.