YOU SAID:
felonious gru said moo then did a poo
INTO JAPANESE
グルーは、ムーがうんちをしたと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Glu said Mu had pooped
INTO JAPANESE
グルーはムーがうんちをしたと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Glu said Mu had pooped
That didn't even make that much sense in English.