YOU SAID:

First things first you're freakishly tall it's weird, you look like a noodle.

INTO JAPANESE

まず最初に、気が変なほど背が高いです、あなたは麺のように見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

First of all, you are madly tall, you look like noodles.

INTO JAPANESE

まず第一に、あなたはひどく背が高く、あなたは麺のように見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

First of all, you are terribly tall and you look like noodles.

INTO JAPANESE

まず第一に、あなたはひどく背が高く、あなたは麺のように見えます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

First of all, you are terribly tall and you look like noodles.