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Five seconds ago I was two seconds younger than i ought to be, and that is very euphoric wouldn't you say? I am now three seconds older than my fathers brothers mother and wow that's so unending

INTO JAPANESE

5秒前、私は本来より2秒若かったのですが、それはとても陶酔的だと思いませんか？私は今、父の兄弟の母より3秒年上で、すごい終わりがありません

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Five seconds ago, I was two seconds younger than I should be, don't you think it's very euphoric? I'm now 3 seconds older than my dad's brother's mother and there's no awesome end

INTO JAPANESE

5秒前、私は本来より2秒若かったのですが、とても陶酔していると思いませんか？私は今、父の兄の母より3秒年上で、素晴らしい終わりはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Five seconds ago, I was two seconds younger than I should be, but don't you think you're very euphoric? I'm now 3 seconds older than my dad's brother's mother and there's no great end.

INTO JAPANESE

5秒前、私は本来より2秒若かったのですが、あなたはとても陶酔していると思いませんか？私は今、父の兄の母より3秒年上で、大きな終わりはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Five seconds ago, I was two seconds younger than I should be, but don't you think you're so euphoric? I'm now 3 seconds older than my dad's brother's mother and there's no big end.

INTO JAPANESE

5秒前、私は本来より2秒若かったのですが、あなたはとても陶酔していると思いませんか？私は今、父の兄の母より3秒年上で、大きな終わりはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Five seconds ago, I was two seconds younger than I should be, but don't you think you're so euphoric? I'm now 3 seconds older than my dad's brother's mother and there's no big end.