YOU SAID:
For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking, ausfreak
INTO JAPANESE
何らかの理由で、あなたはこれを投稿することは、あなたが攻撃している人の壮大なBTFOingになると思っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cautious man like yourself Allowed an armed assailant
INTO JAPANESE
何らかの理由で─
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cautious man like yourself Allowed an armed assailant
That didn't even make that much sense in English.