YOU SAID:
Freddie Mercury is amazing and great and totally not poopy. He wears Aloe Vera for earrings and likes to poo
INTO JAPANESE
フレディ・マーキュリーは素晴らしく、素晴らしく、完全にうんちではありません。彼はイヤリングのためにアロエベラを着用し、うんちが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Freddie Mercury is wonderful, wonderful and not completely poo. He wears aloe vera for earrings and likes poo
INTO JAPANESE
フレディ・マーキュリーは素晴らしく、素晴らしく、完全にうんちではありません。彼はイヤリングのためにアロエベラを着用し、うんちが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Freddie Mercury is wonderful, wonderful and not completely poo. He wears aloe vera for earrings and likes poo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.