YOU SAID:

Get dunked on! If we really were friends, you wouldn't come back.

INTO JAPANESE

酔っ払って！私たちが本当に友達だったら、あなたは戻ってこないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get drunk! If we are really friends, you will not come back.

INTO JAPANESE

酔う！私たちが本当に友達なら、あなたは戻ってこないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Get drunk! If we are really friends, you will not come back.