YOU SAID:
Get thee to a nunnary.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたをナナリーに連れて行ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please take you to a cannon.
INTO JAPANESE
大砲に連れて行ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please take me to the cannon.
INTO JAPANESE
私を大砲に連れて行ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please take me to the cannon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.