YOU SAID:
Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
INTO JAPANESE
少女、あなたはオートミールのボウルより厚いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, you are thicker than oatmeal bowl
INTO JAPANESE
少女、あなたはオートミールボウルより厚いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, you are thicker than oatmeal bowl
That didn't even make that much sense in English.