YOU SAID:
Give me my hat back, Jordan.
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子を返してくれ、ジョーダン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me back my hat, Jordan.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨルダン、私の帽子を取り戻しなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jordan, get back my hat.
INTO JAPANESE
ヨルダン、私の帽子を取り戻しなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jordan, get back my hat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.