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YOU SAID:

Give me the soup or die

INTO JAPANESE

スープをくれ、さもなければ死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Give me some soup or I'll die.

INTO JAPANESE

スープをくれ、さもないと死ぬよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Give me some soup or I'll die.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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