YOU SAID:
go fetch the paper garfield
INTO JAPANESE
紙のガーフィールドを取りに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to get a piece of paper Garfield.
INTO JAPANESE
私は紙ガーフィールドを手に入れるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to get a piece of paper Garfield.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.