YOU SAID:

go off of a fricking microwave

INTO JAPANESE

うるさい電子レンジから離れる

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Stay away from the noisy microwave

INTO JAPANESE

うるさい電子レンジから遠ざける

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Keep away from noisy microwave ovens

INTO JAPANESE

騒音の出る電子レンジから遠ざける

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Keep away from noisy microwave ovens