YOU SAID:

Goats are like mushrooms: if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.

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ヤギはキノコのようなものです。アヒルを撃ったら、トースターが怖いです。

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, the toaster is scary.

INTO JAPANESE

ヤギはキノコのようなものです。アヒルを撃つならトースターが怖い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Goats are like mushrooms. If you're going to shoot a duck, you're afraid of a toaster.

INTO JAPANESE

ヤギはキノコのようなものです。アヒルを撃つつもりならトースターが怖い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Goats are like mushrooms. If you're going to shoot ducks, the toaster is scary.

INTO JAPANESE

ヤギはキノコのようなものです。アヒルを撃つならトースターは怖い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Goats are like mushrooms. Toasters are scary when it comes to shooting ducks.

INTO JAPANESE

ヤギはキノコのようなものです。アヒルを撃つとなるとトースターは怖いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Goats are like mushrooms. Toasters are scary when it comes to shooting ducks.