YOU SAID:

Gonna do a self-portrait painting while I'm on the toilet called "The Defecating Man"

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「排便男」と呼ばれるトイレする時、自画像の絵をやろうとして

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Trying to self portrait painting when the toilet is called "crap man"

INTO JAPANESE

トイレは「くだらない男」と呼ばれる自己の肖像画しようとして

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And toilets are called "lame" self portrait 画shiyou

INTO JAPANESE

トイレは、「ラメ」のセルフ ポートレート画shiyou と呼ばれる、

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The toilet is called a "lame" self portrait picture shiyou,

INTO JAPANESE

トイレは、「裸の」自己肖像画の写真と呼ばれ、

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Toilets are called "naked" self portrait photo,

INTO JAPANESE

トイレは「裸の」セルフポートレート写真と呼ばれ、

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The toilet is called a "naked" self portrait photograph,

INTO JAPANESE

トイレは「裸の」セルフポートレート写真と呼ばれ、

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The toilet is called a "naked" self portrait photograph,