YOU SAID:
Good news, cigarette juice.
INTO JAPANESE
良いニュースは、タバコ ジュース。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The good news is that tobacco juice.
INTO JAPANESE
良いニュースは、そのタバコ ジュースです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The good news is that tobacco juice.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.