YOU SAID:
Good news, I farted hard
INTO JAPANESE
良いニュース、私は一生懸命おならした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good news, i fart far
INTO JAPANESE
良いニュース、私はおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good news, i fart
INTO JAPANESE
良いニュース、おなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good news, fart
INTO JAPANESE
良いニュース、おなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good news, fart
That didn't even make that much sense in English.