YOU SAID:
gosh diddly darn it my ding dong sure is hurting
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の鼎洞は確かに傷ついている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That my dong-dong is indeed wounded
INTO JAPANESE
私の東洞が本当に傷ついていること
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What my east song really hurts
INTO JAPANESE
私の東の歌が本当に痛いもの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What my east song really hurts
Well done, yes, well done!