YOU SAID:

GREETERLINGS! THAT IS A GOOD LOOKING BEARD YOU HAVE THERE SIR! I TOO HAVE A BEARD! HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEARD? IT IS FULL OF...TINY MEN! PLEASE! KILL THEM ALL!

INTO JAPANESE

ご挨拶それはあなたがそこに持っているあなたが良い探しているひげです！私はひげを持っています！あなたは私のあごひげを見ましたか？それはいっぱいです...小さな男性！お願いします！皆殺しにする！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Greeting It is a beard you are looking for, that you have there! I have a beard! Did you see my beard? It's full ... little men! Please! Kill everyone!

INTO JAPANESE

挨拶それはあなたが探している髭です、あなたはそこにいます！私はひげがあります。あなたは私のあごひげを見ましたか？それはいっぱいです…小さな人たち！お願いします！みんなを殺します！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Greeting It is the beard you are looking for, you are there! I have a beard. Did you see my beard? It's full ... little people! Please! I will kill everyone!

INTO JAPANESE

挨拶それはあなたが探している髭です、あなたはそこにいます！ひげがあります。あなたは私のあごひげを見ましたか？満員だよ…小さな人たち！お願いします！みんなを殺します！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Greeting It is the beard you are looking for, you are there! There is a beard. Did you see my beard? It's packed ... little people! Please! I will kill everyone!

INTO JAPANESE

挨拶それはあなたが探している髭です、あなたはそこにいます！あごひげがあります。あなたは私のあごひげを見ましたか？それは詰まっている...小さな人たち！お願いします！みんなを殺します！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Greeting It is the beard you are looking for, you are there! There is a beard. Did you see my beard? It's packed ... little people! Please! I will kill everyone!