YOU SAID:

gulp the pulp in a big slurp because the pug needs a brand new god dang car my brotha

INTO JAPANESE

パグは、ブランドの新しい神堂車、兄をする必要があるために、一息ついたらでパルプをがぶ飲み

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pug is a brand new Shinto shrine car, because you need to have brother, after a breath you drink the pulp

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが弟を持つ必要があるので、パグは真新しい神社の車ですパルプを飲んで息を飲んだ後

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because you need to have a brother, Pug is a brand new shrine car After drinking a breath after drinking pulp

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは弟を持つ必要があるので、パグは真新しい車ですパルプを飲んだ後に息を飲んだ後

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since you need to have a brother, Pug is a brand new car After drinking the breath after drinking the pulp

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは兄弟が必要なので、パグは新しい車ですパルプを飲んだ後に息を飲んだ後

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since you need brothers, Pug is a new car After drinking the breath after drinking the pulp

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは兄弟が必要なので、パグは新しい車ですパルプを飲んだ後に息を飲んだ後

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since you need brothers, Pug is a new car After drinking the breath after drinking the pulp